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July 14 joke story a pamda walked into a restaurant and ordered a sandwich and a drink. when
he finished, the panda pulled out a pistol and shot up the place, scaring customers and
breaking dishes, glasses, and liquor bottles before turning to leave.
shocked, the manager said, "hey,what are you doing?"
the panda glanced back over his shoulder and said, "I'm a panda - look
it up," before disappearing out the door.
The bartender pulled out a dictionary and thumbed through it until he found
an entry for "panda." The definition read: "Atree-dwelling animal of Asian origin
characterized by distinct black-and-white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."
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